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Scientists Find Anti-Inflammatory Treatment
Scientists at the University of El Paso have published a study that says lighting yourself on fire has an anti-inflammatory effect on the body. The study, which sampled 5 subjects, revealed that only minutes after being engulfed in flames, inflammation in the body went down by 100%! Not only did inflammation go down but the […]
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Boss Needs Employees in Office to Stare Mindlessly at Computers Together
Despite a recent rise in remote work largely caused by the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020. Several employers are actually starting to pressure employees to come into the office. This may largely be due to wanting their multi million dollar leases on useless space to not go totally to waste. A few employers have even gone […]
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6 Happy Thanksgiving Memories We Share
A Happy Thanksgiving is a pretty common shared holiday experience for all Americans. Here are a few of our favorites from this indulgent holiday. 6. That time the Turkey came out just like you wanted. After hours of effort, arguing with your cooking partners. The pain was worth it and the Turkey is delicious. 5. […]
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Manager Terrified of Terminating Employee Without Consent
Steve is not a high performing employee, in fact he has frequently been one of the lowest performers on his team and even in his org. But Steve’s manager does not want to proceed with firing without his consent. His manager has reached out and attempted to schedule time to talk in safe space to […]
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President Biden Realizes iPhone Gas Economy Game is Not Actually a Game
White House officials announced the recent gas price fluctuations were due to the President “unintentionally modifying price variables”. The embarrassed press secretary disclosed to the press late Wednesday. “Many of our primary economic functions have been migrated to electronic management, of which fuel and energy prices are as well. This electronic system communicates with energy […]
Continue ReadingWhy San Francisco DAs Don’t Prosecute
The newly elected San Fransisco District Attorney has exclusively clued us in as to why this office historically and even still continues to not prosecute the majority of cases. The answer is actually far more complex than we would have imagined. New San Francisco DA Brooke Jenkins reveals the multiple key reasons why over 90% […]
Continue ReadingTop 6 Linux Commands Any Hacker Should Know
As a hacker myself, I often get asked what the best hacking commands are. Since Linux is the best operating system for hackers, I immediately refer them to this list of my top 6 Linux hacking commands. 6. ping Ping is a great command because it lets you know when your website or target may be […]
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Study: PlayStation Users Brain Damaged
The results are in from the 5 year gamer study and the initial findings are shocking. Study groups found PlayStation users were guaranteed to have brain damage after only 2 months of game exposure. This directly contrasts with the control groups who were instead exposed to PC, and Nintendo games. Dr. Gabriel Luorca from the […]
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Fail: Melania Trump Wears Jacket With “This is a cry for help.” On It To Press Conference.
Citizens are very alarmed at Melania Trump’s latest fashion. Twitter blew up as a result of it with comments over the outrage that Mrs. Trump was spotted wearing a Jacket with “This is a cry for help.” inscribed on the backside. “It’s a jacket,” her communications director, Stephanie Grisham, said in a statement to reporters. “There […]
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