5. Reason number one has to be something interesting in this article. 4. There is little difficulty in clicking a suspicious link. 3. Everything else in the social media feed is boring. 2. What did I even click into this article again for? 1. Wholesome baby bird pictures. Some other good ones to check out: […]
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Intel announced today that it will pivot to a new architecture. Completely outside the realm of computing. Actually producing potato chips. This pivot comes after continued declines demonstrated in the consumer PC market. Intel has presented with less than desirable earrings and growth reports. Speculation is that competitors like AMD and other ARM based chip […]
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We all are pretty sure what we should eat, and what we want to eat. But nobody has taken the time to write out what we shouldn’t eat. Outlined below is five foods you absolutely shouldn’t eat. 1) Red Meat If your natural intuition is that the color red is bad, you’d be right. Lots […]
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A Happy Thanksgiving is a pretty common shared holiday experience for all Americans. Here are a few of our favorites from this indulgent holiday. 6. That time the Turkey came out just like you wanted. After hours of effort, arguing with your cooking partners. The pain was worth it and the Turkey is delicious. 5. […]
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A local man in a bar watching a ball on a television had “alarming behavior” according to a few of the patrons. This man from the description appeared to be extremely excitable. Any time the ball would travel from one side to the other it was met with exclamations of either pain or sheer joy. […]
Continue ReadingSurvivor places a group of strangers in an isolated location, where they must provide food, fire, and shelter for themselves. The contestants compete in challenges including testing the contestants’ physical ability like running and swimming or their mental abilities like puzzles and endurance challenges for rewards and immunity from elimination. But this next Season changes things like we […]
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White House officials announced the recent gas price fluctuations were due to the President “unintentionally modifying price variables”. The embarrassed press secretary disclosed to the press late Wednesday. “Many of our primary economic functions have been migrated to electronic management, of which fuel and energy prices are as well. This electronic system communicates with energy […]
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Conservative officials announced their latest pick for an important capital office. An old racist white male. The old racist white male will be assuming office later this July with much fan fair and praise from President Trump and his cabinet. They are expected to lay monumental progress to breaking down the opposing parties legislation. Not […]
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Washington D.C. – Unbeknownst to himself a senior politician began making statements that no one could validate. When called upon to explain the sources he simply replied “There isn’t really a reason for you to make claims against this”. The primary political analysts with years of experience working in this line of politics simply state this […]
Continue ReadingMANCHESTER, NH – Republican presidential candidate, Ted Cruz, shocked debate viewers as he consumed a potato live while answering debate questions. Debate moderators agree his ability to continue speaking completely unhindered while inhaling the spud was incredible, or even commendable. When other candidates where asked why they did not engorge a vegetable mid debate they […]
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