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Scientists Find Anti-Inflammatory Treatment
Scientists at the University of El Paso have published a study that says lighting yourself on fire has an anti-inflammatory effect on the body. The study, which sampled 5 subjects, revealed that only minutes after being engulfed in flames, inflammation in the body went down by 100%! Not only did inflammation go down but the […]
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BMW Bug Fixed After Thousands of Complaints from Owners
Munich, Germany – BMW has announced a patch for BMW Driving Assistant on Thursday that will fix a prolific bug that has many BMW drivers worried about the safety of their cars. According to the patch notes, the bug fix will prevent warning lights and sounds from appearing under certain driving conditions. “I had just […]
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Boss Needs Employees in Office to Stare Mindlessly at Computers Together
Despite a recent rise in remote work largely caused by the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020. Several employers are actually starting to pressure employees to come into the office. This may largely be due to wanting their multi million dollar leases on useless space to not go totally to waste. A few employers have even gone […]
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Employees Think Alcohol Free Company Holiday Party Is Offensive
Seriously, who is going to want to hang out with coworkers without something to numb the brain. An alcohol free company part is a horrible idea and the person in HR who remotely thought it was a decent idea should be fired. What is going to ease the suffering as middle management comes over to […]
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