Breakthrough Research Brings the Flat Earth Theory One Step Closer to Mainstream Acceptance

Nashville scientists specializing in the flat earth theory today have made a groundbreaking discovery that brings them one step closer to proving their controversial theory once and for all. The implications are significant, but the journey was anything but smooth. “This was one of our major hurdles when we first started,” said Cletus Ferris, head […]

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Robert F. Kennedy Blasts FDA, Vows to Ban ‘Corrupt’ Approvals and Promote Raw Meat Consumption

In a 15-minute-long video uploaded to Instagram on Thursday afternoon, Robert F. Kennedy unveils his plan to block FDA approval for anti-parasite medications albendazole and praziquantel. He also discusses the benefits of a carnivore diet and suggests changes to the food pyramid. The video, which features Kennedy shuffling uneasily in front of a blank white […]

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