5 Reasons You’ll Click This Article
5. Reason number one has to be something interesting in this article.
4. There is little difficulty in clicking a suspicious link.
3. Everything else in the social media feed is boring.
2. What did I even click into this article again for?
1. Wholesome baby bird pictures.
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