Providence, RI. – Rhode Island officials decided at 5pm EST 6/29/2018 that the state should formally split into 3 smaller states. “Our state is great. There is only one way to become greater, and that is becoming a part of a collective of the 3 smallest states!”, stated Governor Raimondo Friday evening at a press […]
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Conservative officials announced their latest pick for an important capital office. An old racist white male. The old racist white male will be assuming office later this July with much fan fair and praise from President Trump and his cabinet. They are expected to lay monumental progress to breaking down the opposing parties legislation. Not […]
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Our investigators went inside to review why click-bait is actually so common now. You will not believe what our research scientists discovered. Our scientists for the past 6 months have been intensely researching into the phenomena of why people visit so much “stupid crap” online. After intense review we are revealing to you the […]
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Citizens are very alarmed at Melania Trump’s latest fashion. Twitter blew up as a result of it with comments over the outrage that Mrs. Trump was spotted wearing a Jacket with “This is a cry for help.” inscribed on the backside. “It’s a jacket,” her communications director, Stephanie Grisham, said in a statement to reporters. “There […]
Continue ReadingPhew! That was a close one! We’re bias free! Just in the midst of a war on fake news, a recent study conducted by Electable Nation shows that 100% of journalists see no bias in internet articles on their news feed. An addendum to the study also explains how a dependent audit found no conflicts […]
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